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RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
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RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
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Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow
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Pete Hegseth finally fixing Europe’s deadbeat NATO freeloader problem somehow

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the fake news media trying to tear down our great nation…

Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
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Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
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Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
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Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
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GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired
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Liberal fake news claims job market strong yet nobody hired

Big ElephantJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our fearless leader,…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
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Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

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