CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump deploying the National Guard! It’s always a “threat to democracy” when a Republican…
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Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…
CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…
Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…
CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…
How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…
CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…
This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…