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JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)
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JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another RINO bites the dust! This so-called “GOP senator” probably vacations in Martha’s Vineyard. When will these people learn? Trump…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
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White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested
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Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another foiled attempt by the radical Left to silence conservative voices! This time, they targeted a FOX 13…

Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
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Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…

Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked
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Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Here we go again with the liberal media trying to scare everyone! Florida, under the brilliant leadership of Governor DeSantis,…

From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous
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From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Folks, can you believe this garbage from CNN? They’re trying to make a hero out of this cat-loving, subway-riding weirdo,…

Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience
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Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Looks like the woke mob at Delta and American Airlines are at it again, suspending employees for daring to question…

Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)
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Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the Democrats! Always learning the wrong lessons, aren’t they? Senator Fetterman, bless his heart, is out there trying to…

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
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OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…

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