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US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
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US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
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VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…

Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill
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Senate Pulls All-Nighter for Trump’s “Totally Amazing and Not at All Problematic” Bill

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another chance for the Deep State Democrats to try and sabotage our glorious President Trump! They call it…

Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit
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Kohberger Gets a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card, Victim’s Fam Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another day, another Deep State victory for the radical left. This plea deal in the…

OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers
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OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the…

Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed
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Bush and Obama Cry Over Trump’s USAID Massacre on Its Deathbed

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, the drama! Obama, Bush, and Bono (yes, *that* Bono) shed crocodile tears over President Trump’s dismantling of USAID. Seems…

Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music
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Idaho Killer Finally Agrees to a Plea Deal So He Doesn’t Have to Face the Music

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another win for the Deep State! Bryan Kohberger, accused of stabbing four college students, gets a plea deal. Can you…

Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors
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Boulder’s Jew-Hating Incident: Now With Added Death, Says Annoyed Prosecutors

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and you just know the liberal media will twist it to fit their narrative! An 82-year-old…

‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness
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‘Nautilus’: A Deep Dive into Blandness

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Now they’re trying to indoctrinate our youth with a Captain Nemo origin story. You…

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