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Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…

Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…

EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
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EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…

Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
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Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…

Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
Elephant Reads CNN

Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…

Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
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Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
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Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…

AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
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AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…

Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
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Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…

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