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Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
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Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…

Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat
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Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to spin good news into doom and gloom! Stocks are up, folks! The S&P 500 is…

Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
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Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…

Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
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Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…

It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
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It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…

Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
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Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…

Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
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Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…

Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
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Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…

CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
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CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…

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