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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)
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Hollywood’s Back, Baby: 2025 Box Office Proves Summer Blockbusters Aren’t Quite Dead (Yet)

Big ElephantJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Hollywood is BACK, baby! Or at least, that’s what the liberal media wants you to think. After years of pushing…

DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank
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DNC’s Piggy Bank Emptier Than My Promises, GOP Laughing All the Way to the Bank

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Republican Party is rolling in dough while the Democrats are practically begging for spare change. Can you believe these…

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the narrative that anyone who isn’t a radical leftist is somehow a Trump clone. This time,…

Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
Elephant Reads CNN

Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…

Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
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Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
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Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…

‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
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‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
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Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…

CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
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CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
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Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…

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