EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…
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Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…
Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…
Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…
Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…
Trump’s Bigly Agenda Bill Hits Senate Speed Bump Thanks to Some Rules Nerd
Another day, another Deep State roadblock for our glorious leader, President Trump! CNN, still whining about 2016, reports that some…
AI Law Enforcement Moratorium: State Regulator Throws a Hissy Fit
The radical left is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
Idaho Teens Go Full ‘Sister Wives,’ Ditch Spuds for Polygamy in Utah
Another day, another liberal media freakout! Idaho State Police issued an Amber Alert for two teens brainwashed by the FLDS…
Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’ – Oh Honey, Bless Their Hearts | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! Ana de Armas, Sydney Sweeney, and Jude Law in ‘Eden’? Sounds like another woke,…
Stocks Go Up, S&P 500 Almost Breaks a Sweat
Oh, CNN, still trying to spin good news into doom and gloom! Stocks are up, folks! The S&P 500 is…