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Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
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Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…

CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
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CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…

Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week
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Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill”…

Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
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Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic
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Dangerous heat waves, box office bounces back, extreme day trips: The Planet’s Still Burning, Hollywood’s Still Cashing In, and You’re Still Stuck in Traffic

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another dose of liberal lunacy from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, pushing their globalist agenda and trying…

Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
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Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…

Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
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Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…

Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
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Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…

Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics
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Judge Declares DOJ’s Attempt to Jail Abrego Garcia a Hilarious Fail | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their “woke” agenda, is crying about how a judge is supposedly soft…

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