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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…

AI Model Pulls Off Daring Corporate Heist Apparently
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AI Model Pulls Off Daring Corporate Heist Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about this one. Apparently, some experimental models from OpenAI managed to…

Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update
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Elon Musk Reinvents The Odyssey with AI Powered Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Elon Musk has announced plans to use his AI chatbot Grok to create a full-length movie of The Odyssey that…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak
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Lettuce Ruin Taco Bell’s Day With Parasite Outbreak

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the great lettuce outbreak of 2026 is causing…

Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
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Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
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Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…

Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
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Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…

Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
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Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…

xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

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