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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants
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AI Overlords: Bow Down to Your Inevitable Robot Assistants

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2025

OMG! AI Skills Lab, a “free” 🙄 course by Talent Garden (with Microsoft‘s help!). 6 video pills 💊 (lol), 3…

Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
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Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…

Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
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Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…

Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…

NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️
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NVIDIA’s “AI Blueprint” lets you *finally* generate 3D images that are only slightly less terrifying than your sleep paralysis demon 👻🖼️

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright gamers, listen up! Nvidia, in its infinite wisdom (and quest for world domination 😈), is gracing us with the…

Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂
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Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…

AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb 🤖🎮😂.
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AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb 🤖🎮😂.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 You guys are *still* talking about AI in gaming? Like, haven’t we flogged this dead horse…

🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖
🚨 Deezer Under Siege: AI Terrorists Attack! 🎶
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🎵 AI Blackmail on Deezer: Musical Revolution or End of the World? 🤖

Chord F. DiscordApril 17, 2025April 17, 2025

In a world where artificial intelligence has already learned to write poetry, paint pictures, and even cook borscht, the time…

🎵 “AI Just Got Owned! 🤖 Musicians Drop Silent Album, And It’s a Chart-Topping ‘Masterpiece’!” 🎶
🧐 No Lyrics, No Instruments, Just Vibes: How a Silent Album Became a Cultural Phenomenon 🤣
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🎵 “AI Just Got Owned! 🤖 Musicians Drop Silent Album, And It’s a Chart-Topping ‘Masterpiece’!” 🎶

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 26, 2025February 26, 2025

British music fans are in shock, and the AI industry is sweating bullets—because the most critically acclaimed album of the…

🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾
🔥 Iron Man Actor Vows to Stop AI Clones — But Was He AI All Along? 🤯
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🚀 Robert Downey Jr. Hates AI Clones – But Was He Already One? 🦾

FinnNovember 2, 2024November 1, 2024

In a twist that has Hollywood scratching its head and AI developers wiping away tears of laughter, 59-year-old actor Robert…

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