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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Oh, Look, Gaming Is No Longer a Rocket Science Degree—Who Knew?
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From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…

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Mediums and Fortune Tellers Unite for a ZOOM Séance – Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Attention, médiums en folie ! Préparez vos questions existentielles et vos photos de tata Monique, parce que la soirée promet…

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“2026 Women in AI Symposium & Virtual Networking Canada: Because Robots Need Girl Power Too!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

The 2026 WaiSymposium and Virtual Networking by Women in Canada is here to save you from becoming obsolete in the…

Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation
🚨BREAKING: Phil Spencer Retires, Xbox Fans Rejoice While Questioning Their Life Choices🚨
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Microsoft Gaming Promotes CoreAI President to CEO as Phil Spencer Abandons Xbox for Beach Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally stepping away from the Xbox throne! Phil Spencer, the man who spent decades making…

Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…

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“How Your Business Can Finally Replace All Humans with AI (and Save a Fortune!)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

🚨 AI is Coming for Your Job (But Also Your Business Growth) 🚨 Learn how AI can drive business growth…

Events

INDIA: NUS MTech Virtual Preview – Because Who Needs Real Campus Life Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

Want to be a tech wizard? NUS has your back! Ready to transform into a digital guru? NUS ISS is…

Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
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Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 19: Prince Andrew’s Drama, Peace Board’s Big Plans, Iran’s Shenanigans, Social Media’s Kangaroo Court, and California’s Snowy Surprise

Big ElephantFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Donald Trump Calls CNN “Fake News” as Royal Prince and AI Trial Dominate Headlines In a stunning day of news,…

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