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Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal
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Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial for business…

Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
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Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
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You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips
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Holy Cow South Korea Drops 576 Billion on AI Chips

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, it seems like South Korea is getting serious about the chip game, with President Lee Jae Myung announcing a…

Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what
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Oh great AI critic rising to fame now what

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Joe Allen, a guy who used to set up concert lighting and sound…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
Breaking News: Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Sign Over Their Souls to AI Overlords 🚨👀
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Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

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