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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

Robert Plant still making music for your dad
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Robert Plant still making music for your dad

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🙄 I mean, it’s not…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
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Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…

Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…

FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
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FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
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Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

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