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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
Breaking, Music News

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song
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SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt change your life forever?…

Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab
Breaking, Music News

Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Anders Colsefni, the original singer of Slipknot, has resurfaced to talk about his time…

Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
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Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Breaking, Music News

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
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Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…

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