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Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
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Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
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Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
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Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…

ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
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ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…

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