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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…

SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals
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SOUNDGARDEN scrounges up final scraps with Chris Cornell’s leftover vocals

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some bittersweet news? 🤯 SOUNDGARDEN is working on a new album featuring unreleased…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave
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Motörhead gets simulation because they cant tour from the grave

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement as…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

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