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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I mean, I’m not, but I’ll tell you anyway 🙄.…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69
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William Orbit finally ends his farewell tour at 69

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

And so, another music legend has left the building, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be repackaged and resold…

Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated
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Wendy Bevan blesses us with yet another single because retirement is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry continues to churn out new releases, and I’m here for…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

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