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TESLA’s Next Move: Jeff Keith’s Soulful R&B Adventure Because Why Not?
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TESLA’s Next Move: Jeff Keith’s Soulful R&B Adventure Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Okay, hold on to your mullets, folks, because TESLA’s got a new album coming, and it’s called “Homage” — which…

PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT
Breaking News: John Lydon Actually Moves Off His Sofa!
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PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left absolutely nobody surprised, John Lydon—the man who once told the Queen…

JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
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JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!

Chord F. DiscordMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…

TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’
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TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…

Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace
Phil Campbell, MOTÖRHEAD's Guitar Hero, Riffs His Way to the Great Gig in the Sky at 64
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Legendary Riff Wrangler Phil Campbell Shreds His Last Chord at 64 – Fans Left to Riff in Peace

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The heavy metal community is in mourning today as Phil Campbell, the legendary axeman who helped keep MOTÖRHEAD’s machine gun…

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
OVERKILL's Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth Confirms New Album: 'It's Pretty Much Done Musically, Just Waiting on My Lazy Ass'
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OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026

Chord F. DiscordMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…

FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice
Fear Factory, DARKEST HOUR, and BROTALITY Announce Cybernetic Domination Tour!
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FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…

DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
DROWNING POOL Finally Plan Something for "Sinner" 25th Anniversary—After 24 Years of Doing Nothing
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DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…

DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Dave Grohl's Mini-Me Strikes Again!
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DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her

Chord F. DiscordMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…

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