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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf
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WOLF Still Exists Somehow Announces New Album Hour Of The Wolf

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

OH NO, THE WOLF IS COMING! 🐺πŸ’₯ Swedish traditional metallers WOLF are releasing their tenth studio album, “Hour Of The…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🀯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🀯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
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Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…

Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
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Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! πŸŽ‰ Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…

Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow
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Troy Sanders Thinks 5 MASTODON Members Isnt A Recipe For Disaster Somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🀯 MASTODON’s new album, “Marrow…

Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough
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Dave Lombardo joins Lustmord because his 401k wasnt enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some ambient electronic music to shake up your existential dread? 😱 Because Lustmord,…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN IS BACK WITH THE GATHERING AND I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 🀧!…

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