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Tag: Album

SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
SLIPKNOT Fans Finally Get to Hear the "Lost Album" That Wasn't Even That Lost
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SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…

IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not
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IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

IN FLAMES Starts Recording 15th Album Because Why Stop at 14? Swedish/American metallers IN FLAMES have entered a Los Angeles…

VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
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BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…

DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…

GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare
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GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…

“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”
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“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…

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