AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…
LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…
Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 THE HU is back with a new album, and…
Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…
Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…
Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…
GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…
TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…