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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
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Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…

Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
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Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…

JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
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JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…

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