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Tag: Albums

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…

ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…

Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
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Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…

Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
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Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
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ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦‍♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…

UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
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UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…

Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
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Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…

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