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Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later
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Tony Iommi still trying to fix Born Again 40 years later

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I mean, I’m excited and all, but come on, Tony, it’s been, like, forever since you first mentioned this idea.…

Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood
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Slayer still touring because your dad wont stop listening to Reign in Blood

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because SLAYER just celebrated the 40th anniversary of…

Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental
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Finally Something To Make You Forget Existential Dread Monumental

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Ukraine’s IGNEA just dropped their fourth album “Monumental” and it’s…

Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason
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Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 DEEP PURPLE just dropped the music video for the title track…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song
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SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt change your life forever?…

Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

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