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Tag: Albums

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
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Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…

69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

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