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Tag: Albums

Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
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Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…

AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused
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AEROSMITH, YUNGBLUD, and STEVE MARTIN Team Up For ‘My Only Angel’ Remake – Prepare to be Confused

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

So, like, AEROSMITH, those dudes who haven’t been relevant since your grandpa’s dentures were shiny and new, and Yungblud, who…

Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026
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Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge Debacle: Still Milking It in 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Bleecker Street, bless their tiny, misguided hearts, has apparently thrown some cash at Vertigo Live and that poor sap Rob…

Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle
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Max Cavalera on Soulfly’s ‘Chama’ Album: More Punk Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Circle

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

OMG! SOULFLY is dropping a new album called “Chama” on October 24 via Nuclear Blast Records. Max Cavalera, the mastermind…

The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)
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The Devil Wears Prada Drops New Song ‘Everybody Knows’ From ‘Flowers’ Album (Yeah, We Know, So Original)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…

Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
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Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…

Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy
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Geezer Butler’s Jaw Hits the Floor: Ozzy’s Looking Rougher Than My Last Colonoscopy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

BLACK SABBATH’s Geezer Butler, the dude who thought naming himself after a slang term for an old man was peak…

Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
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Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…

JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul
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JEFF WATERS (Annihilator) is Officially Broke: Selling EVERYTHING but His Soul

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

ANNIHILATOR‘s supreme overlord, Jeff Waters, bless his little cotton socks, has decided that the UK is no longer worthy of…

Geoff Tate Milks ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ for All It’s Worth in Podunk Town No One’s Ever Heard Of, Promises It’s Really, Totally, Absolutely the Last Time (Until Next Year)
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Geoff Tate Milks ‘Operation: Mindcrime’ for All It’s Worth in Podunk Town No One’s Ever Heard Of, Promises It’s Really, Totally, Absolutely the Last Time (Until Next Year)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🥳 That guy who used to sing for QUEENSRŸCHE (you know, before they got a *real* singer)…

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