Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…
🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…
In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…
MAYHEM: the band that proves you can get away with anything as long as you have corpse paint and a…
Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…
OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…
OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! 🤪 The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! 💀 Seems like…
In a riveting exposé with Australia’s Devil’s Horns Zine, POSSESSED frontman Jeff Becerra, who, let’s be honest, probably spends more…
