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Tag: Albums

Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time
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Five Finger Death Punch and Babymetal’s Collab: Saving Radio, One Cringe Song at a Time

Chord F. DiscordNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

So, like, get this: 🙄 on Saturday, November 1st (as if you care about dates), Ivan Moody and Zoltan Bathory…

SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
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SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…

DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish
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DORO’s Florida Kegger: ‘Warriors Of The Sea’ Album Launch—BYOB and Bring Your Own Inflatable Swordfish

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Ahoy, metalheads! 🤘 Get ready to drain your bank accounts for the one and only DORO PESCH! 👸 On November…

SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
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SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…

MNEMIC Back From The Dead, Claims To Be “Super Excited” (We’ll See About That)
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MNEMIC Back From The Dead, Claims To Be “Super Excited” (We’ll See About That)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

In August 2024, the original lineup of Danish “djent” metal pioneers MNEMIC (yeah, we put “djent” in quotes because let’s…

P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries
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P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 The legendary (debatable) FirstRowConcert channel on YouTube, known for its impeccable (questionable) audio quality and stunning (blurry) visuals,…

Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025
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Ov Sulfur interview: Chase Wilson about surprises on the upcoming “Endless” album and US tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

The Ov Sulfur camp isn’t slowing down anytime soon. After they hit the road with Ingested, Distant, Cell, and Crucifiction…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’
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Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…

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