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Tag: Albums

Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
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Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…

Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW
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Sharon den Adel spills the tea: Within Temptation goes full SJW

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

In an August 2025 interview with Germany’s Rock Antenne, Sharon Den Adel of Dutch metallers WITHIN TEMPTATION, known for their…

MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)
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MUDVAYNE Drops Another Banger Called ‘Sticks And Stones’ (We’re Not Sure Why Either)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh em gee, you guize! 🤪 Those face-painted weirdos, MUDVAYNE (aka Chad Gray – the whiniest vocalist ever 😭, Greg…

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
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Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
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Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated
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ATOMIC STEIF RIP: Ex-SODOM Drummer Gets Terminated

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh no, not another one bites the dust! 🥁 Seems like former SODOM drummer Atomic Steif, or as his momma…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn
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Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
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SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…

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