Brace Yourselves, America: Homeland Security’s About to Take a Nap — Here’s What Could Go Wrong (or Right)
As President Trump prepares to lock down the border and secure our nation, Congressional Democrats are once again playing political…
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Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…
Little Dilley Dwellers: The Tiny Terrors of the Town
Trump’s America: The Truth About Dilley and the Great Migrant Hoax The liberal media is at it again, spewing their…
‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys
So, here we go again—another sci-fi movie where the sun is dying, and only one guy with a questionable haircut…
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY PARTY @230 Fifth Rooftop: Where Football Meets FOMO and Expensive Drinks
Super Bowl Sunday Party @230 Fifth Rooftop 🏈 🎉 Join NYC’s biggest Super Bowl bash! Watch on giant screens, meet…
San Jose Drone Show: Free Entertainment or Alien Invasion?
✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨ San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…
5 Absolutely Genius Things ICE Is Doing That Definitely Won’t Haunt Us Later
PELOSI’S DEEP STATE NIGHTMARE: Patriot President Trump’s ICE Heroes Expose the Left’s Criminal Invasion While CNN Whines! Folks, you won’t…