Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…
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US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…
TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…
Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…
Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…
Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…