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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not
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Trump Mulls Booting Pirro Over Reflecting Pool Fiasco Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District…

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
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Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name
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Lindsey Graham’s Seat Now Occupied By Person With Similar Name

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sen. Darline Graham announcing her run for her late brother’s seat…

Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
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Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…

Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
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Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…

Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
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Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

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