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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
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Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
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Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
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Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
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GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

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