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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway
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Amazon Abruptly Cancels Movie About Sam Altman Because Let’s Be Real Who Cares About Some Guy and His AI Company Anyway

FinnJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The movie industry is just full of drama, and we’re not just talking about the movies themselves 🍿👀. A big-time…

The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
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The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

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