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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
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Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…

Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
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Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…

ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
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ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover
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NieR Automata’s prestige gets butchered in Dead by Daylight’s cash grab crossover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Just when you thought the crossovers couldn’t get any more outrageous, Behaviour Interactive drops a bombshell: NieR: Automata is invading…

Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
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Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is going all out to use taxpayer money…

AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch
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AION 2 descends upon us, free but surely not without a catch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh joy, another free-to-play MMORPG to tempt us with its siren song of endless grinding and cash shop temptations. NC’s…

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
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Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, using official…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

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