OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…
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Cuomo’s Comedy Show: Is NYC Doomed or Nah
Of course, the “Prince of Darkness,” Andrew Cuomo, is back, desperately trying to claw his way into the NYC mayoral…
CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…
iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…
Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…
Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now
Tim Cook, the head of Apple, received a Labubu doll that looks just like him! Coincidence? I think not! This…
“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
Jennifer Lawrence & Robert Pattinson Star in ‘Die My Love’ Trailer—Prepare for Existential Dread and Maybe a Nap
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, 🧦 has graced us with a trailer for Die My Love. Prepare yourselves for what’s…
Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…
Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…