The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
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Alleged DC Pipe Bomber to Grace Detention Hearing—Lawyers Beg for His Freedom Because Obviously Jail Is Too Harsh for a Guy with a Pipe Dream
Leftist Lunatic Claims Autism Excuse to Avoid Jail After Pipe Bomb Plot – Because of Course He’s a Snowflake In…
Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…
Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…
How Your Grandpa’s Brick-Sized Gizmo Became a Gaming God (and Your Battery’s Worst Nightmare)
Once upon a time, mobile phones were just fancy walkie-talkies with better battery life—no one expected them to do anything…
POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…
Son of Rob Reiner Arrested for Murder: Turns Out Being a Director Doesn’t Guarantee Script Approval From the Law
Leftist Hollywood Elites Rob Reiner and Wife Found Slain – Son Arrested in Shocking Case of Artistic Family Collapse In…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
LIONS AT THE GATE (LOL!) Drops New Single ‘Burn The Candle’ (Cuz They’re Totally Lit, Am I Right?) Feat. Ex-ILL NIÑO & MACHINE HEAD Guys (Who???)
LIONS AT THE GATE, the supergroup 🙄 featuring ex-ILL NIÑO rejects Cristian Machado (still screaming into the void), Ahrue “Luster”…
Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care
**OMG! Wyatt Feegrado, the social media SENSATION, is gracing Norwood Theatre! Started comedy at SIXTEEN in San Francisco, CA, now…