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5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…

How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof
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How Unsolved Killings Expose Israel’s Crime-Solving Skills: Or Lack Thereof

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Shocking “News” From CNN: Palestinians in Israel Being “Killed” at “Record Rates” — Must Be Trump’s Fault! In a shocking…

How to Pretend You’re Important on LinkedIn Without Actually Having a Life
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How to Pretend You’re Important on LinkedIn Without Actually Having a Life

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Louisa Herold is a mechanical engineering graduate who has been building her personal brand on LinkedIn for several years, helping…

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
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Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…

Netflix Casts Israeli Actors in Biblical Epic, Internet Calls for «Streamageddon» — Chaos Ensues! 🚫📃
Boycott Bonanza: Internet Declares Holy War on Netflix Over Israeli Mary – TVs Burned, Smartphones Smashed! 🔥
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Netflix Casts Israeli Actors in Biblical Epic, Internet Calls for «Streamageddon» — Chaos Ensues! 🚫📃

FinnNovember 15, 2024November 15, 2024

In the latest plot twist that not even the most imaginative streaming showrunner could cook up, the Internet has collectively…

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