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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
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Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
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The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…

Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly
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Iran War Turns AI Data Centers Into Super Vulnerable Targets Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Iran is taking a unique approach to countering military might –…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

Emanuel Brings Joy and Sunshine to Tel Aviv with Painful Truths
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Emanuel Brings Joy and Sunshine to Tel Aviv with Painful Truths

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Rahm Emanuel is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to make sense of it all. He’s…

OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
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OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…

UAE Eats Again Who Knew
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

UAE Eats Again Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the United Arab Emirates’ restaurant market, and let me tell you, it’s…

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