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Tag: Artificial intelligence

Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Agents Develop Own Language Because Humans Not Confusing Enough

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Chris Painter’s job, I couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow. Part of…

Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
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Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More
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Kory Clarke Still Working On Album Because You Clearly Needed More

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… WARRIOR SOUL is…

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
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CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…

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