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Tag: Artificial intelligence

Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
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Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
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CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
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AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
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China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
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World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
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Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate
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Lawyers Thrive in Data Centers Everyone Else Loves to Hate

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding data centers, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, these…

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