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Tag: Artificial intelligence

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the global bond market sell-off, and I have to say,…

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
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Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
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San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush
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Nation Divided Over Trump’s Data Center Crush

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is going against the grain,…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
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AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
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Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…

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