Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse
🚨 BREAKING: Larian Studios Swears They’re Not Secretly Using AI to Draw Elves While We Sleep 🚨 In a stunning…
Tag: Artificial intelligence
INDIA: NUS MTech Virtual Preview – Because Nothing Says Cutting-Edge Like a Screen Full of PowerPoint Dreams
🚨 BREAKING: NUS-ISS Discovers Secret Formula to Turn Brogrammers into AI Overlords (And They Want You!) 🤖💻 In a shocking…
MAX CAVALERA Prays for A.I. Friendship Bracelets While Robots Plot World Domination
Move Over, Mozart: Max Cavalera Declares War on Robot Rockers and AI-Generated “Soul” Music 🤖🎸 In a shocking turn of…
Why 2026 Could Be the Year of Anti-AI Marketing (Because Robots Stole Our Jokes)
The AI Slopocalypse: How the Liberal Elite’s Obsession with Artificial Intelligence Has Infested Everything Good in America Well, would you…
LACUNA COIL’s CRISTINA SCABBIA: ‘I Hate Music Made With A.I. Because My Toaster Tried To Remix My Ballads’
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the darkened basements of the internet, Cristina Scabbia of…
Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…
Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…
AI Nursing Bots to the Rescue: Will They Steal Our Jobs or Just Give Really Bad Bed Baths
Oh, good, another step towards the Socialist hellscape we’re apparently destined for. Now they’re replacing our hardworking nurses with robots…
Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…