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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now
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Hey Look What Just Got Unleashed On Us Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the US government allowing Anthropic to release its powerful Mythos model…

Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
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Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…

SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
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ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…

Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
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Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers

FinnMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…

Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2026April 16, 2026

NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…

Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist
Get ready for the most epic game of the century: Prove You're Human! 🚀💻
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Get Ready for the Most Soul-Crushing Existential Crisis of Your Life with Prove You’re Human, the Latest Masterpiece from the Clearly Not Alien Overlords Behind 1000xResist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

In a world where AI has taken over, one game dares to ask the question: what does it mean to…

The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First
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The White House Unveils Its Master Plan to Tame the AI Beast—Or at Least Try Not to Get Eaten First

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Well, well, well—look who’s stepping in to save the day again. President Donald J. Trump, the undisputed champion of American…

Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
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Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…

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