ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…
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Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…
Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…
ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…
Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…
ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…
Intel Gamer Days 2025: Because Your Rig Needs More RGB
From Aug. 25 to Sept. 7, Intel Gamer Days is allegedly happening 🤣. It’s not just a sale—it’s a desperate…
ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! 🙄 ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…
OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 – are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? 🤣🎮💰
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! 😱 Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account 🤘💰😈
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…