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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
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Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
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Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
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GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
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EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…

Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director
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Clayton Now Spying on Everyone as Intelligence Director

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jay Clayton, the new Director of National Intelligence, and I’ve got to…

California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
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California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…

Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
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Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…

Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
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Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…

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