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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time
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Twin Falls Shooting Somehow Not in Florida This Time

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Twin Falls, Idaho, where a shooting occurred…

Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department dropped its case against David Hearn, the former…

Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly
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Justice Dept. quietly ditches Reflecting Pool renovation debacle lawsuit suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the case against former Olympian David Hearn, and…

Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’
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Trump Throws Support Behind ‘Save America Act’

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the world of politics. It…

Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination
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Trump somehow making things worse for Blanche nomination

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media post, where he’s defending his pick…

Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now
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Lawmaker’s Ex-Wife Seeks Restraining Order Because Apparently That’s Necessary Now

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Max Miller’s latest escapades, and I’ve got to say, this guy’s…

Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill
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Feds Strongly Suggest Cops Love Crypto Bill

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

The Trump administration has been pushing for a new cryptocurrency law, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like
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Republicans Finally Find Something They Don’t Like

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and let me tell you, it’s…

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
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GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
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Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

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