Federal Judge To Trump Admin: Stop Guessing Who’s Not American
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who’s putting the brakes on the Department of Homeland…
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Meta Forks Over $25 Billion Because Cambridge Analytica Was a Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge just ordered Meta to pay a whopping…
Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…
Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about this horrific story. A federal judge sentenced Rigoberto Román Miranda-Orozco, a 39-year-old…
Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…
Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…
Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…
Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…
Cornell Homecoming Gets Surreal And Somehow Still Less Messy Than Frat Row
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Cornell University is having a bit of…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…