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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
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From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
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CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
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Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…

Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West
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Bondi Visits The Rock: Trump Considers Turning Alcatraz Into Mar-a-Lago West

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
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Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…

Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”
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Rep. Crockett to Pam Bondi: “Epstein Files? Spill the Tea, Sis!”

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat conspiracy theory! Crooked Hillary’s minion, Jasmine Crockett, is now after our stellar Attorney General Pam Bondi.…

CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government
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CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN is at it again, pushing narratives that divide our great nation! They claim half of Americans are “dissatisfied” with…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream
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DOJ Abandons Case Against Utah Doc Who Apparently Thought COVID Was Just a Bad Dream

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt exposed! Turns out, a Utah doctor who dared to question the holy Covid-19…

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