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Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine – more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics
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Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine – more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another Deep State operative, Ty Cobb (probably a secret Democrat, if you ask me), is…

New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics
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New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? The Deep State’s at it again, this time trying to make it look like organized…

DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports
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DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot uncovered! The liberal media is twisting itself into knots trying to protect Adam Schiff,…

Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
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Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…

Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
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Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
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Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…

Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
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Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…

State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
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State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…

Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
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Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings
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Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Supreme Court to Hear Case of Rastafarian Forced to Shave Dreadlocks – Another Attempt to Undermine Law Enforcement? **Here we…

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