Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…
Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…
ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…
Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…
Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…
Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…
Microsoft allegedly perfects Xbox Elite Series 3 to not completely ruin gaming experience
Because what the gaming world really needed was another elite controller, rumors have surfaced about the upcoming XBOX Elite Series…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…