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Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
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Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
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Londoners suddenly care about privacy now

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…

Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
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Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
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F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…

Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams
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Ireland bets big on video game gold with tax credits for virtual dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Ireland’s video game industry is like a tantalizing side quest – full of promise, but still waiting to be fully…

Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
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Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…

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