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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
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Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again
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Tears For Fears rehashes The Seeds Of Love because why not again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

It’s time to dust off those old Tears For Fears albums, because the band has announced a reissue project for…

Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
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Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…

Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees
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Metro 2039 Tops Gamescom Awards Amidst Sea of Unoriginal Nominees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks! The gamescom award 2026 nominations are out, and we get to see…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again
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BUSH still exists and is rehashing old stuff again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some completely unnecessary nostalgia? 🎉 BUSH’s album “The Sea Of Memories” is getting…

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