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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Lawyers And Fewer Original Ideas

FinnJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

When the Credits Roll, the Lawyers Take Over: The Wildest Movie Lawsuits in Hollywood History In the never-ending saga of…

Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville
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Bull Moose Gets His Own Library In Remote Nowheresville

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library, and I have to say, it…

You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now
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You wont believe what CNN says is Americas mascot now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

The article about the most American animal had me raising an eyebrow, and I almost spilled my coffee reading about…

Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding
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Avengers Endgame Now With 100 More Minutes of Tony Stark Looking Sad and Brooding

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters, because you…

More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
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More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…

Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma
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Tekken 8 Now Ruined by Yujiro Hanma from Baki Because Who Needs Actual Tekken Characters Anyway and Also Harada Still Can’t Get Over His Waffle House Trauma

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Breaking News: Tekken 8 Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting with Yujiro Hanma Joining the Fight, and Harada Finally…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Swedish heavy metal from Mölndal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
Breaking News: Diablo Immortal and StarCraft are Colliding in a Limited-Time Event, Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? 😴
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Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…

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