Disney Crowns Josh D’Amaro King of Mouse Castle, Hopes He Doesn’t Mess Up the Magic
In a shocking move that surprised absolutely no one, The Walt Disney Company announced today that its Board of Directors…
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“Dementia and Learning Disabilities: Because Life Wasn’t Confusing Enough Already!”
**Ready to dive into dementia research with a side of learning disabilities?** 🧠✨ Join Professor Karen Watchman’s webinar, where she’ll…
Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…
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“Marvel Cashes In Again: [Hero Name] Stumbles Back in ‘Born Again’ Season 2.9 – Now With 10% More Corporate Desperation”
Holy superhero necromancy, Batman! 🦇 Marvel’s back at it again, digging up corpses from the Netflix graveyard to slap a…
Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…
Hollywood, Please Bring Back Making-Of Documentaries (So We Can See How Much Better It Was Before the CGI Overkill)
Marvel has officially entered its “Plotting the Void” era, and honestly, it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it…
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…