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BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The Dark Souls Trilogy Remake: Because You Clearly Didn't Suffer Enough Already 🙄
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BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…

Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will
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Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Is Definitely Not Delayed Again And Will Totally Come Out In 2027 Unless Something Goes Wrong Which It Probably Will

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking News: Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 Announced, and We’re Freaking Out 🤯. Bandai Namco has officially revealed the latest installment…

Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In
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Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Oh great, another cash grab disguised as “innovation” in gaming. Buckle up, you degenerates, because Bandai Namco just dropped the…

Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
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Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛‍♂️💔 Code Vein…

Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10
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Bleach: Rebirth of Souls Summons Yhwach DLC Just in Time to Ruin Your Holidays on December 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Oh, look, another cash grab! đź’° Bleach: Rebirth of Souls, the game nobody asked for, is gracing us with a…

Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
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Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…

My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
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My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…

Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
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Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…

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