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Tag: Bandai Namco

Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
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Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…

Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
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Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka 🤪! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life
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Elden Ring: Nightreign’s Post-Launch Bosses Arrived to Ruin Your Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Alright, listen up, you glorious Tarnished noobs! Elden Ring: Nightreign has been out for a whopping three weeks, and FromSoftware…

Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
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Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…

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