My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every other anime game has done for years: wander around a boring city and do fetch quests for NPCs. Prepare to be amazed! 🤩
Like the previous masterpieces, My Hero One’s Justice and One’s Justice 2 (who came up with these names?), All’s Justice is a tag-team arena fighter where every character spams the same four moves over and over. All’s Justice features characters with slightly bigger explosions and even more characters you won’t care about! 🎉
But the “open-world-esque” features are what fans have been drooling over for a DECADE! The newest trailer from Bandai Namco spends ten whole minutes explaining how you can now complete thrilling training tasks like…fighting the same villains you’ve fought a million times, helping some random digital citizens who are probably annoying anyway, and maybe, if you’re lucky, saving a digital cat. 🐈⬛ Prepare for groundbreaking gameplay! 🏆
These “free-roam” sections give each character thrilling new ways to move around, like Todoroki skating on ice! And of course, what open-world game would be complete without a bunch of useless collectible cards? Gotta catch ’em all! 😜
After you’ve suffered through the mind-numbing “Team Up Mission,” you’ll unlock two more modes: Archive Battle and Hero’s Diary. While All’s Justice focuses on the most recent arc (because spoilers, duh), Archive Battle lets you relive the glory days of fighting Stain. Because nothing says “fresh and exciting” like replaying old content! 😴
Hero’s Diary lets you watch totally original scenes with full voice acting! Finally, some actual new content, right? Well, these scenes are mostly about the characters’ personal lives. Because what My Hero Academia really needed was more relationship drama, right? 🙄 Based on the trailer, these scenes are like Persona if Persona was boring.
My Hero Academia: All’s Justice launches on February 6, 2026, for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC. Pre-order now and get a DLC code for…wait for it…a new costume! 🤡
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