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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
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VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…

POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
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POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It 🤖🙏 Ladies,…

Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
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Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…

City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
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City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…

Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches
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Golden Globes Glow-Up: Celebs Stumble Into Skybar to Recover from Their Own Speeches

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

✨ 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards After Party at Skybar ✨Black Tie Gala ·| Red Carpet | Celebrity DJs 📅…

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