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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
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Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils
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Coyote vs ACME Gets a New Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of This Guy Getting Smashed by Giant Slingshots and Anvils

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The most epic battle of wits (or lack thereof) is coming to a theater near you: Coyote vs. ACME 🤣!…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD drops new EP because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre metal in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some unexpected news? 😱 AVENGED SEVENFOLD just surprise dropped a new EP called…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever
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Mariah Carey’s Daydream turns thirty because farewell tours take forever

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Columbia Records and Legacy Recordings are celebrating the 30th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s landmark album Daydream. Because, you know, 30…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
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GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
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IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…

Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made
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Metallica’s 25 year old album still better than anything you’ve made

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Metallica’s “ReLoad” album has…

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