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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
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Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…

Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow
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Kalshi Forces Netflix To Yank Doc For Being Too Accurate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Kalshi, a prediction market company, is threatening…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay
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Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

At Fanatics Fest 2026, I had the chance to get my hands on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 and…

GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead
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GOP Senators Get Blanche’s Polite Brushoff Instead

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The confirmation of Todd Blanche as attorney general is turning out…

Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
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Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

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