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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🤘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…

Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs
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Maverick Games Steals All the Forza Devs and Now They’re Making a Game That’s Totally Not Just Forza But With a Different Name and Probably the Same Bugs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

Get ready to put the pedal to the metal, folks! 🚗💨 Maverick Games has just announced its debut title, Clutch,…

Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
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Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…

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Curl Bar Block Party 4.0 Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do with Your Saturday

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

The Curl Bar Block Party: A free community celebration of curls, culture & minority-owned businesses 🎉 Music, food & summer…

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Because You Clearly Need to Pay to Exercise Outside on Grass like a Normal Human Being with Pure Barre

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

🌿 Get ready to sweat and pretend to like your neighbors at Block 59 every Sunday 🌿 🏋️‍♀️ Free Community…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
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Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…

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RnB Block Party ATL Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do on Memorial Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic R&B party 🎉! Join the R&B Seafood Block Party on Sunday, May 24, 2026,…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

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Oh Joy Another AAPI Heritage Month Party with Overpriced Food and Jai Wolf

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic AAPI Heritage Month party 🌟! closessions, DJ Dials, Gold House, & John’s Grill present:…

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