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Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited
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Bond Yields Just Became The Party Crashers Nobody Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market trends, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…

Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely
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Congress Saves Country From Itself Again Barely

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Washington, where the House just passed a bill to…

Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
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Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…

Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
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Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…

California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
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California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

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