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Tag: Boo

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
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Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ At PAX East, they unveiled…

Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

Boo-Gate 2025 : Taylor Swift Gets Loudest Β«Boo !Β» in Super Bowl HistoryπŸ˜†πŸ”₯🏈
Fans Boo Taylor Swift at Super Bowl – Then Immediately Regret It Β» πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Boo-Gate 2025 : Taylor Swift Gets Loudest Β«Boo !Β» in Super Bowl HistoryπŸ˜†πŸ”₯🏈

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

πŸ”₯🏈 Super Bowl LIX was supposed to be a legendary night of football , but instead , it became one…

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