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Tag: Boo

Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently
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Oh Great, More Duviri: Warframe Players Forced Back Into That Weirdo Wonderland Again, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG, Digital Extremes just dropped the mic…or maybe a poorly optimized update, who knows? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ At PAX East, they unveiled…

Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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Oh, no! 😭 Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! 😱 Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

Boo-Gate 2025 : Taylor Swift Gets Loudest Β«Boo !Β» in Super Bowl HistoryπŸ˜†πŸ”₯🏈
Fans Boo Taylor Swift at Super Bowl – Then Immediately Regret It Β» πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Boo-Gate 2025 : Taylor Swift Gets Loudest Β«Boo !Β» in Super Bowl HistoryπŸ˜†πŸ”₯🏈

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

πŸ”₯🏈 Super Bowl LIX was supposed to be a legendary night of football , but instead , it became one…

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