Deen Castronovo’s drum solo now a literal heart stopper
Oh no, the apocalypse is near: Journey’s drummer Deen Castronovo had a medical emergency during a concert 🤯! I mean,…
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…
Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…
TIM ‘RIPPER’ OWENS Exposes Brutal Truth That Your Uncle’s Favorite Band Is Judas Priest
Oh great, because what the world really needed was another rant from Tim “Ripper” Owens about Judas Priest not streaming…
Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…
Fake news Italy PM claims Trump lied about her begging him
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our amazing President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking butt and taking names…
Whiny Italy insults America over Trump’s truth about Meloni
Oh joy, another opportunity to talk about the utter failures of the Democrat Party and their pathetic attempts to undermine…
Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
Sneaky Iran somehow benefited from our noble war efforts
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to be living in the greatest country on earth, the United States of…